pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

nobodyanybody0:
“how DARE u
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ursiday:
“ ursiday:
“im a veritable jim davis
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the saga continues
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legolokiismighty:

homo-nerd-grizz:

thecolorplaid:

lolzman87:

umbreeunix:

theparkerpapers:

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and dont forget no microtransactions

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

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Originally posted by aarianas

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

curioscurio:

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smallestdogswilldie:

why do u guys think intrusive thoughts are shit like “hnnhnnnng Ball” its literally like. unwanted thoughts about poisoning dinner guests or killing your children or incest like its not some Fun Haha Relatable Mental Illness feel! its vey stressful and theyre almost impossible to get rid of

frogmp3:

is there anything more iconic… more sexy… than eyes that are so dark brown they look black

weirdmageddon:

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girls night girls night girls night

gutsygorl:

i undiagnosed myself with every single mental disorder. i’m chilling now

dustmitt:

kylehasatumblr:

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GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

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kyuubinu:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

mjalti:

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no